Conspiracy Theories About Little Caesar Mascot's Weird Throat Are Flooding Twitter

Little Caesar's in DIRE need of our help. Can we assume he's trying to show the world a stomach-turning glimpse of what happens to YOUR esophagus if you eat their food, or what?

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